So it's been awhile faithful followers and mom....
To sum up the last few years of my life I think a simple "eh" would do. Nothing cool has really happened. I mean I guess I got my private pilot's license (only a lifelong dream)and last year I worked my butt off to earn an instrument rating but beyond that I have just been sitting here in my chair (even though the chair has changed) thinking about things. And by things I mean a thing.
Anyway being here at central is great and I've loved most of the time. I mean when in our lives are we allowed to be irresponsible and do whatever we want? High school??? I think not, high school was where we were supposed to focus and put all of our effort and attention into our scholarly activities. Oh and I was just guessing college is where people do that because I haven't yet. I just did spell check btw and only three words were spelled wrong. I find that amazing because if you were to look at a homework I was supposed to type up you would find it absolutely rife with spelling errors.
So at this point I'm not quite sure what to do. I mean I could start throwing huge words around to make it seem like your reading a woody allen movie (I've only seen one) and make it funnier. But I don't roll like that, I roll like this; why do they even waste the materials involved with putting the "C" and blue label on a shower faucet telling us which side is cold?!?!?! Has anyone ever used that? I mean really who in their right mind would even want the water coming out of their shower faucet to be cold? OK, I know some of you out there are going to be like "Well incredibly funny and handsome blog writer, after I work out nothing feels better than a cold shower." To them I would say, "I've never worked out so I have no idea what your talking about." But seriously people, that cold part of the shower faucet is dumb and a waste of blue things. Isn't the color blue like a really hard one to make? I think I saw something on the history channel once about how blue was a tough color to make in ancient Egypt because how the ancient Egyptians did everything is how I base my everyday values in terms of what is easy to do and what is not easy to do.
I worked with this crazy sailor over the summer at my job at a boat store and it just dawned on me that writing what he told me here would have literally make me a hundred thousandair but oh well, I can't remember most of what he said. Maybe I'll try to think of some of the things he said to put on here for next time. So there owen, dont delete this from your favorites just yet.
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