Because there were no big parties tonight, I am here sitting in my dorm room on a Friday. Yea, this is totally out of the ordinary...me just sitting here...doing nothing.

But anyway I was flipping through the channels and noticed that the MTVU Woody awards are on. Now I don't know why a Woody is called a Woody award but I am about to explain the reasoning behind my ignorance. I'm pretty sure the only reason there is an MTVU awards show is to visually and musically tell me how not cool I am. to give these awards to bands I've never heard of just shows me how out of touch I am with apparently my peers. I mean we were all the same in high school but now like they all wear flannel and have scraggly beards and are featured in Levi's commercials and listen to bands I've never ever heard of. I mean like where do these bands become popular? Word of mouth? I honestly have no idea.

Like what colleges do they even poll for these things? Obviously not Central Washington University. It's probably like all those liberal arts colleges back in the north east. Not like the good ones like Princeton or stuff but those second tier types. Or maybe just all those super cool kids that don't go to college and live in their parents basement and don't have a job and tell YOU how pathetic YOU are for wanting to be friends still...